Not an Onion Headline: Kanye Plans “Groundbreaking” Three-Hour Spoken Word Album

Just him. Talking about his views. For. Three. Whole. Hours.

“I am an artist! I am the best! I am the greatest star ever!” Over and over and over.

Can you IMAGINE?

A source tells The Sun newspaper: ”Kanye loves the sound of his own voice and this will be the ultimate in self-indulgence. He has very strong views on everything from music and art to politics and the environment. He’s forever recording his opinions on tape. He says he’s doing it for posterity and thought about turning them into a book or even donating them to a museum. Kanye likes to push the boundaries and thinks this is very groundbreaking. He’s hoping it’ll win him a Grammy for Best Spoken Word Album.”

And for fans who are particularly enamoured by the project, there will be a special extended version of the album available for download.

The source said: ”What’s more, he’s planning on making 24 hours of his speech recording available to download so fans can listen to his views round the clock.”

God help us all.

(via Contact Music)

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Pictured: Kanye at the Givenchy fashion show in Paris, last January. (Photo: Pacific Coast News)

 

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