In news that will shock absolutely no one who has ever met a cheeky British lad, The Wanted’s lead singer Tom Parker insinuates that their #1 song “I’m Glad You Came” is about… wait for it… ORGASMS. Uh, duh. TMZ has the shocking proof on video: While drunkenly singing on a NYC street corner with a couple of fans, Tom changes the lyric of the last line from “I’m glad you came” to “I’m glad you GUSHED” while grabbing his junk. And that is the extent of my non-reporting on this non-news. Now back to our regularly scheduled One Direction postings.