Jasper the Vampire talks about something or other

Jackson Rathbone – who is no relation to Basil, I’m disappointed to say – was always my favorite Twilight vampire. Sort of. Maybe. I mean, I also liked Cam Gigandet and Robert Pattinson. A LOT. And I’d do Peter Facinelli, in a pinch. But not Kellan Lutz. No. Not even if he begged me. He’s too gay. But it’s confusing you know. Keeping up with all of the hot vamps and wolves. New Moon and Eclipse promises to be even more dizzying, what with sure-to-be hot boys with names like Boo-Boo, Chaske, and Kiowa joining the cast. Anyway, here is my favorite vamp (for now) talking to MTV about, oh, I don’t know. How breathing is easy?  I couldn’t quite follow it. I just hadn’t posted anything about a vampire in a couple of hours. So here you go. (via Just Jared Jr.)


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