It’s Birthday, Bitch

Johnny Dynell
Harry Frith
Nick Lazzarini, 28
Cole Sprouse, 20
Dylan Sprouse, 20
Crystal Bowersox, 27
Enrique Sapene, 29
Marques Houston, 31
JD Samson, 34
Jeff Gordon, 41
Yo-Yo, 41
Daniel Dae Kim, 44
Marcus Schenkenberg, 44
Crystal Chappell, 47
Roger Clemens, 50
Barack Obama, 51
Michael Gelman, 51
Lauren Tom, 51
Billy Bob Thornton, 57
Paul McCarthy, 67
Richard Belzer, 68
Helen Thomas, 92