It’s Birthday, Bitch

Joelle Hawkes
Ludivine Sagnier, 33
Andrea Barber, 36
Patrick Wilson, 39
Julian Assange, 41
Audra McDonald, 42
Shawnee Smith, 42
Sandra Lee, 46
Connie Nielsen, 47
Yeardley Smith, 48
Tom Cruise, 50
Hunter Tylo, 50
Thomas Gibson, 50
Montel Williams, 56
Don Vito Margera, 56
Betty Buckley, 65
Gloria Allred, 71
Tom Stoppard, 75
Ken Russell, 85