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• Hungry for more Susan Boyle? Listen to her sing a bluesy “Cry Me a River” on a compilation CD from 1999. Gorgeous.

• Even after having two-thirds of their bill comped, record execs taking Jay-Z and his posse out to Chelsea hotspot M2 stiffed the club for $1,500. 

Kate Moss got a fungal infection in her big toe from a Chinatown pedicure, has been shot up with antibiotics, and is forbidden to drink alcohol. We figure she’d rather lose the toe. If Heather Mills could model with one leg….

• In court today, Redmond O’Neal said his mother, Farrah Fawcett, weighs only 86 pounds

• What are the odds that the motley crew of Renée Zellweger, Whoopi Goldberg, and Marisa Tomei would find themselves in the dentist’s waiting room at the same time? 

Ashton Kutcher has more Twitter followers than Ted Turner, and is the first tweeter to score a million of them.

• That was American Idol fifth-season contestant Miranda Tozier-Robbins cops arrested for peeking into Britney Spears‘ windows the other day. She auditioned with Spears’ “Everytime.”

Bow Wow fights gay rumors by becoming a homophobe

• Magician Penn Jillette loves Marilyn Chambers




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