John Waters is playing Gomez in the The Addams Family when it opens in Australia next year, which is so perfect it makes you wonder how nobody has thought of it before. Read about that here. And Jim Carrey is being courted to play Colonel Stars, a military-themed superhero who founds Justice Forever, in the sequel to 2010′s Kick-Ass, which seems like it could work and might possibly change the downward trajectory of his career. Read about that here. And while I LOATHE Jim Carey, if it means we get Aaron Johnson back in the green lycra suit, I say JEAH! Bring him on.