5ive Questions with Annie Sprinkle

1. Describe yourself as if you were writing a personals ad.

Big hearted sexologist/artist is looking to share the love on her web site loveartlab.org.  Let's collaborate sometime.

2. What's the title of your autobiography?

It's Dr. Sprinkle's Spectacular Sex--Make Over Your Love Life.  It's an actual book coming out in May from Penguin/Tarcher.  In the book, I tell a lot about my life exploring sex in all it's glorious and inglorious forms for over three decades.  It's also a how-to book for anyone interested in having more spectacular sex.

3. Who plays you in the movie?

Bette Midler.

4. Who do you go to for advice?

My porn star support group, Club 90.  It's a group of five women, and we've all been in the porn movie world in the early days in New York.  We've met for over 20 years.  And we are all super close. Now we mostly meet by email, as we live in different cities now. But I love and trust this group of women with all my heart.  Gloria Leonard, Candida Royalle, Veronica Vera, Veronica Hart, and myself make up Club 90.

5. What makes you cry?

When i have a really deep, beautiful, exquisite orgasm with my lover, I am moved to tears.

John Waters

1.  Describe yourself as if you were writing a personals ad.
Like the movie "Boom"? Me too. Send nude photos. 

2.  If you had two tickets to paradise, where would you go and who would you take?
Back to Baltimore with my oldest friend Pat Moran.

3.  Who plays you in the movie?
Steve Buscemi.

4.  Who do you go to for advice?
Close friends, lawyers, and - in the past - a shrink.

5. What makes you cry? 
Douglas Sirk's deat

Xaviera Hollander

1.  Describe yourself as if you were writing a personals ad.
Xaviera Hollander of Happy Hooker fame has come a long way since
1971. From Happy Hooker to Happy Cooker to Happy Booker, she wrote 18 books about eroticism  with great success. She has also produced English theatre plays in Holland for the last 10 years - in particular, the expats love her. After a 35-year career as sex-advice columnist for Penthouse magazine ("Call Me Madam" column), she is presently on the lookout for a new (syndicated) column about lifestyle and human relationships. Move over Ann Landers!! Xaviera is also interested in producing and hosting her own TV talk show with interesting international guests.

2.  What's the title of your autobiography?
The latest documentary that has just been produced is called Xaviera, The Happy Hooker.

3.  Who plays you in the movie?
Lynn Redgrave

4.  Who do you go to for advice?
My sponsor in a 12-step self-help group to shed weight. So far I have managed to get rid of 12 kilos in three weeks time.

5.  What makes you cry?
Sensitive inter human situations, films about the holocaust, beautiful music, seeing victims of  world disasters like the tsunami or 9/11, physical pain if it becomes near-unbearable, tears that sometimes roll down your cheeks after  a great laughing attack. Crying for happiness after making love to who you think is the love of your life.

Gerard Damiano

1. Describe yourself as if you were writing a personals ad.
I'm nice enough to take home to Mother. But only if Father is not at home.

2. What's the title of your autobiography?
The Devil Made Me Do It.

3. Who plays you in the movie?
It's a toss-up between Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt.

4. Who do you go to for advice?
I never make a move without my Ouija board.

5. What makes you cry?
When I drop something heavy on my foot. Also, "president" George Bush.

Harry Reems

1. Describe yourself as if you were writing a personals ad.
NO LONGER FOR SALE. Porno star in his late 50s. Happy as a clam (no memory left). Will not sell his soul again. However, one can purchase his left rotator cuff, lower back, and both knees. All have been totally restored.

2. What's the title of your autobiography?
He Came, He Shriveled, He Left.

3. Who plays you in the movie?
Jim Carrey.

4. Who do you go to for advice?
No one. Very few are willing to sustain a meaningful conversation. Their loss.

5. What makes you cry?
My rotator cuff, my lower back, and my knees.

Marilyn Chambers

One of the people you'll meet in Inside Deep Throat

From The WOW Report

1. Describe yourself as if you were writing a personals ad.
Former Ivory soap box mom looking for funny (not looking though!), articulate, pleasant-looking man who can take my breath away! Must love animals and children and be compassionate to those less fortunate than he. Baggage is okay, as long as he leaves it at the curb.

2. What's the title of your autobiography?
Confessions Of America's Most Famous Porn Queen.

3. Who plays you in the movie?
Reese Witherspoon

4. Who do you go to for advice?
My big sis, Jann.

5. What makes you cry?
When my teenage daughter tells me how much she loves me and how happy she is that I'm her mom.