January 24, 2005

And Thairin Lies the Answer

Stolen from The WOW Report

In a departure from his all-too-brief-so-far weekly recipe column, Thairin Smothers, who drove to Sundance in an RV, whines a bit about the Sundance experience and delivers, with Chris McKim an In / Out list that reads more like their personal journal than anything else.
What is Sundance?  Sundance is being on a 200+ person waiting line for a sold out film outside in the freezing cold clutching a number that you hope gets called jumping up and down wishing the sun was out to keep you warm until you get in.  Or is that just waiting in the Inside Deep Throat lines?

IN / OUT                                                         
Harry Reems / Robert Redford                                      
RVs / condo crashing                                                      
Bringing a flask / Watered-down Utah drinks (fucking Utah!)                             
Brian Grazer / Harvey Weinstein                                        
Cadillac Escalades / free shuttle                                 
Bubble vests / bubble coats                                          
Jamie Bell / Parker Posey                                       
Goo Goo Bars / swag                                         
Pulling Paris Hilton's hair / kissing Paris Hilton's ass                        
Queer Lounge / Queer brunch                                        
Pretending it's a film festival / pretending it's Mardi Gras                 
Krumping / skiing                                              
Getting arrested / getting distribution