Hunk vs. Hunk: Saved by the Bell edition

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Surprise, surprise, Joseph Gordon-Levitt trounced the competition once again. But the surprise is on YOU, my friends, because it turns out a competitor can only win FIVE TIMES before being retired to the Hunk Hall of Fame. It’s true. I didn’t know it, myself, until I looked it up in my imaginary book of rules. So there you are. Maybe someday he will come back for an All Star round, but for now, we move forward. Today’s Hunk vs. Hunk is a tournament of ’90s nostalgia, wherein we pit the sweet, sweet studs of our youth aganst each other. Yes, it’s Zachary “Zack” Morris vs. Albert Clifford “A.C.” Slater! Who’s your baby? Now, remember – AND I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH – the competition is between THE CHARACTERS ONLY! Not the actors, and certainly not the actors NOW. Because we all know that Mark-Paul Gosselaar grew up to have really crappy hair on that cable lawyer show of his, and Mario Lopez is now a slightly douchey misogynist who wears a shirt (!!!) on one of those entertainment program. So, I want you to go back to a time when all you knew of them was the wacky characters they played, and the good times you had with them at Bayside High, and then try and recall which one you masturbated to a dozen times a day. Oh, I remember. And I was 25 at the time. But I don’t want to influence you. Anyway: it’s Zack vs. Slater. As always, leave your answers in the comment section.


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