Hunk vs. Hunk: blond boys of the ’90s edition


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So, it turns out not everybody was as obsessed with Saved By the Bell as I was. Who knew? The character of Zack Morris won yesterday’s competition by a margin of “meh.” But we’re going to remain in the ’90s for today’s tournament, with Mark-Paul Gosselaar going up against a rather formidable foe. Some would even call him Titanic. Yes, hoping to sink the guy you weren’t THAT enthusiastic about anyway, is the decade’s biggest powerhouse: Leonardo DiCaprio! It’s the battle of the blond prettyboys! Now, close your eyes and think of Leo. Remember that when he played the role of Jack Dawson in the most popular movie OF ALL TIME, he was just coming off a string of very hot hits. Romeo & Juliet, anyone? What’s Eating Gilbert GrapeMarvin’s Room? Remember when he jerked off in the rain in The Basketball Diaries? Remember when he was GAY & NAKED in Total Eclipse? Don’t think of the dour, slightly paunchy, AHCTOR he’s become. Remember him as he was in your teenage wet dreams: carrying you up that spiral staircase! Painting you in the nude! Fucking you in that old Brougham car! Oh, LEO! YES! YES! So who’s it going to be? Prettyboy Mark-Paul Gosselaar or prettyboy Leo DiCaprio? As always, leave your answers in the comment section.


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