Human Beings Are Not Shaped Like That, I’m Sorry

And I think it goes without saying, Miss Lopez, that pleats and dropped crotches are NO friends of yours. Really. Get yourself a full-length mirror and fire your stylist. You don’t HAVE to follow every trend, you know.

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