Police officers arrested handsome bad boy Joseph Murphy (YES, I’D DO HIM) at Disney Springs, a shopping mall at the Walt Disney World Resort, on charges of indecent exposure, battery, and disorderly intoxication. The problems began Sunday morning, when sales clerks called 911 to have the obviously intoxicated Murphy removed from the store. He was placed in a patrol car and allegedly began banging his head against a partition and then tried to choke himself.
Police said Murphy started yelling “police brutality” and “Fuck Trump” to the officers.”
Officers said Murphy banged his head on the car window and later started to urinate on the jail floor, as well as a trooper’s pants “leaving a large wet spot on his uniform,” according to the Palm Beach Post.
Murphy is now facing numerous charges, including battery on a law enforcement officer, exposure of sexual organs, two charges of resisting a police officer without violence and disorderly intoxication.
HuffPo is having a field day with the story, noting: “Urinating on police officers will definitely leave a stain or your record…” Oh ha ha ha ha.
Comments range from:
“Is there a crowd-funding site to pay his fines? The man is a HERO !”
“You have to admit, his heart is in the right place, even if his aim was off by a mile.”
Joseph Murphy: Our “Resistor of the Week.”