WOW Report posts between 2009-7-01 and 2009-8-01:
Wednesday, July 1st 2009
It's Birthday, BitchProud New Yorker
Goddamned Wrong
ow! ow! ow! ow!
Hair's the thing about Sebastian
Parton Is Such Sweet Sorrow
Bruno and the Boys: What if it was Tyra?
Quote Unquote
sewer worms or snot-monsters from outer space? You decide
Snap!
Of Interest
Andy Advances!
bow, wow
Hot Tub
Megan Fox: Sexed Out of Context
Man With Little Feet in Ladies' Shoes
Yes, I'd still lick him clean
Snap! Cap
Headline News
Itemizing
Homo No mo'
Goodbye Mrs Chips
Adios Chola!
'I'm thinking of a pop star...'
Facebook Fiend
Thursday, July 2nd 2009
It's Birthday, BitchProject Runway = Less Gay?
A New Day In New Delhi
Naming Hardee's Holes
Rhodes Trip
Bare Refaeli
The Carradine Case
The Captain Has Turned on the No Nudity Sign
Michael Jackson's Patented Move
Kish: It's ON!
Tweak-y Tweets
Fritz Helder & The Phantoms: Lagerfeld Lady
Movin' on up
Loving Luke
Web Site Story
Brad's new Japanese commercial
Water Babies
Hitler finds out Michael Jackson is dead
Beth Ditto looks Divine
Itemizing
Bras on a Rollercoaster
Burn, baby, burn
charming charmin wedding couture
Bacon topping
Purple Reign
Snap! Cap
Only in Hollywood
Friday, July 3rd 2009
Medicinal Purposes For PornWhat celebrity's death would generate a comparable amount of world attention as that of Michael Jacksons?
Andy In The Final!
Pissing on Gene
Independence from Sarah
Saturday, July 4th 2009
Nasty A-holesMays Laid to Rest
God Bless America
Invasion!
Monday, July 6th 2009
It's Birthday, BitchYour Morning Danish
Things Made of Other Things
He Got Sick, Pork Kid
Too Soon?
The Brown Bunny
The Lady Is a Vamp
Michael Jackson Interrogated in Newly Uncovered Tape
Red Band Director's-Cut Trailer for Jennifer's Body
Love Match
How She Spent the Fourth
John Dillinger's Postmortem Boner
Tara Subkoff has a brain tumor
Second-Best Seat in the House
does my beloved Jordan Catalano have gayface?
This is why you're fat
Heavy, Dude
Recently dead
The gayest person in the office
Another Country Heard From
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Josh Duhamel likes ass
Thriller
pup culture
a decade of gorgeousness
Three for the Road
the other boy wizard
Fifteen Hundred Dollar Foot-Long
meth is a helluva drug
Mullet with headlights?
Snap! Cap
I Wish I Could Move Like Michael Jackson!
Pony Boots with Horseshoes, from “punitiveshoes.com”
Tuesday, July 7th 2009
It's Birthday, BitchViolet Eyes Are Crying
Faith Or Facts?
THOROUGHLY MODERN ARIANNA
Special birthday wishes
La Dolce Snap!
We certainly don't want to turn this into a media circus...
Tan-tamount to Theft
Rest In Peace, Saint Michael
Somebody needs to build a better internet
More Invasion of the Pines '09
Usher in the skeptics
The takeaway moment from the memorial
Ghost Story
And finally, two WTF moments
Really, truly, i promise this is the last MJ post of the day
Play Sarah Palin off, keyboard cat
Itemizing
Turtle Tots?
And Zahara shall lead us all
Autopsy Turvy: Michael Jackson to Be Buried Brainless
this is not a michael jackson post
Well, that didn't take long
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The blood does not wash off
Wednesday, July 8th 2009
Tweet VS PussyIt's Birthday, Bitch
Only Twice This Century – and Both Times Today
Good Morning Sunshine
Back from the Dead
The Other Dwarfs... Ginger, Hottie, and Creepy
Boyzone... are shit
He's Gettin' Kinda Old Now and It Makes Us Uncomfortable
OK! OK! We'll Stop Gutting Live Fish! We Promise!
squeazy & disease-y
The Anti-Annie
Middlesex
'And God Bless Donatella for the fabulous duds'
Itemizing
Clothes Whores
Hope for fat, middle-aged men everywhere?
Anatomy of a Snap!
Recently Dead
The last MJ tribute you ever need to see
Tweets from a Time traveler
This cannot pass without comment
Givenchy is 'Jizztacular'
A Day in the Life Trailer
'Every time I had to cath' – the Catheter remix
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THE DAILY FREAK SHOW: JAMES REUNITES WITH EX-CLUB KID JENNY TALIA
Was Madonna Ever Like a Virgin?
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Thursday, July 9th 2009
Pull the One and OtherIt's Birthday, Bitch
Jim Crow Must Go!
Flash Camera with Camera Flash
another douchebag shoe/movie tie in...
Harry Potter and the Dirty Pants Flash
Not fair
TUNE FOR TODAY
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Baby Love
Eddie Didn't Stay Married Furlong
Of Interest
More Purple Reign
Altered Images
Rupaul responds to Bruno
Itemizing
Quote Unquote
America's Susan Boyle?
your dad does what?
Yeah, We've Got That
turning a blond eye to blanket
Beef on the Hoof
Thanksgiving: The Movie
Finally! A reason to go see Harry Potter & the half-blood prince!
Where in the world is Matt Lauer's journalistic integrity?
Arquette and Kaboodle
Pup Culture: Urine the Doghouse Now Edition
It's not Chanel... it's Chenille!
Snap! Cap
Friday, July 10th 2009
Fashion Police with BrunoEyes On The Prize
kateplus8minus1hawaiian
Love & Sorrow
The Michael Jackson Doll Michael Jackson Didn't Want You to See
Wait, there are really Jocelyn Wildenstein impersonators out there?
'Camp Michael Jackson' Now at Amazon
Little Gloria, Swallows at last
Recently Dead
Toilet secrets for homely women
Best Video Clip You'll See All Day
We Are Family
What Madonna Wore in Paris
Dead Gorgeous
Just a Coupla Joes Tryin' to Make a Buck
And now for your Freddie fashion fix
Death and Taxis
But First, Julie Chen
Happy Birthday to Caplin the Cabybera!
new pics of Neverland Ranch make you feel better about your own home
Snap! Cap
Saturday, July 11th 2009
Waking The DeadSunday, July 12th 2009
Idiot Out Wandering AimlesslyMonday, July 13th 2009
Auto-Tuning the News #6It's Birthday, Bitch
Brand's Bits Bag
Posh and Becks on Board: Full Speedo Ahead
Slam Drunk
Your Morning Danish
No Policy at NAACP
La Dolce Lisa
650-pound cutie patootie
Out of the Sun and Into the Sun
Women on Top
of interest
Jon Gosselin's New Girlfriend
The fuss over Rufus
Itemizing
EXCLUSIVE VIDEO: soap star's real life saga of madness and matricide
Ahhhhh Iowa!
Crusaders & Haters Art Show
Dame Vivienne Westwood on fashion, Pam Anderson, and climate change
Pool Domination 2
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These boots were made for stalking
quote unquote
Banana Tip from a Monkey
Snap! Cap
Angela mingles with the little people
Tuesday, July 14th 2009
A New Way To Torture the DogTune For Today
It's Birthday, Bitch
Harry Potter and The Half-Naked Hottie
Song Of The Summer
Terribly Sad
Shocking Treatment in China
It's clubkid tuesday!
Christian Bale Is a Crack Addict
Ahhhh Iowa
Super-secret special guest star tonight?
Lady GaGa Makes History
Recently Dead
Clubkid Tuesday - Fashion Flashback
Snap!
Warning: Graphic Content...
struggling... to make... expression...
Man of Steel vs New York's Finest
clubkid mania sweeps office
The Body Electric
GOT MOMMYWOOD?
Exclusive! Vintage clubkid video!
I Need Water
Itemizing
a truly offal picture of me
Joy and Barbara Review Bruno on The View
Ask Not What But What Not
Party Monster cast: where are they now?
Harry Potter and The Potent Perks!
Snap! Cap
Wednesday, July 15th 2009
It's Birthday, BitchHave a Wank and a Smile
It's Grandma, Bitch
Quote Unquote
Two words: Um, ew
Baby Jesus Wants His Blankie
Insert CD into forehead, press play
the poor guy has no clue who he's being photographed with
Seth Match
Designer's bombshell
Whose Arm Am I?
Betty the bionic goose will kick your ass
Michael Jackson: Ghost Rider
gaga du jour
Say What?
Two Things
Houston, we have a problem
say what? pt. 2
Itemizing
Becks Has a New Tattoo
RETURN OF THE WOW PODCAST: JULY 14, 2009
gummy adams vs grampa pitt
Of Interest
Snap! Cap
Thursday, July 16th 2009
Kick His ArseIt's Birthday, Bitch
Quitters And Conversion
Mischa Barton's Medical Issue
Emmy dilemma
of interest
And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Speedos
Quween Celebrity Protection
Breaking news! rich, attractive people find happiness together!
Pirates Pillage Orlando Bloom's House
Madonna's Stage Collapses, Killing One
Gaga's grranimals
Of Interest
Hubba hubba - who knew?
Camp Michael Jackson: MJ's PJs
Good Night and Good Luck
Fruity Frog
THE NEW SUMMER JAM: 'YOU'RE SO PRETTY'
Ten years ago today
Ashes to Ashes
Hot Transformer Mess
SHOCK HEADLINE OF THE WEEK
Must. Have. MJ. dress.
Live Squirrel Cam
Live Squirrel Cam
Johnny Depp IS Carol Channing
Snap!
SQUIRREL FIGHT!
Geek Love
Snap! Cap
Friday, July 17th 2009
Obama To Veto Hate CrimesDo The Right Thing
Has anyone seen aurora?
Male models: not so nice
When will the white man get some respect around here?
Air Male
Haters & Crusaders tonight!
Dueling penis hats
She's still Jenny from the block
Meet my future husband
Beef jerky man-panties
The nip slip that almost was
How to beat a dead horse with no name
How Gay is Your Twitter?
Maybe I should join the water polo team
Beth Ditto for Evans
Recently Dead
Three Keyboard Cats Moon Shirt
Saturday, July 18th 2009
Eloquent On Equality@A Casino in IOWA!!
Dear Friends
Monday, July 20th 2009
It's Birthday, BitchSnap!
London Calling
Regarding Walter
Madonna: Hand Model?
Double Standards for D
Little Orphan Antichrist
Of Interest
Who Am I?
Clever Jizz-vertising
Your Morning Mash-Up
Beastie Boy Is Ill, Yo
Beet It
Bambulance
Just the thing
Former soap star cries out for attention
Snap!
Itemizing
Jeffrey Donovan DUI
Brothers Trailer
Today with Tori
Did Jimi Hendrix Experience Murder?
So You Think You Can Beat It
BROMANCE HUMPED TO ANOTHER LEVEL
out of order
Tuesday, July 21st 2009
Harry Potter and the Soiled ChairIt's Birthday, Bitch
Blah Blah Karma... threatens one-legged & widely hated woman
Gaga's most batshit mental outfit to date
Olivia!
Snap!
Variety TV On Stage
Bernie Behind Bars
When Harry Met Pally
Mr Chi City vs Keri Hilson
Botox Face
No, this is Gaga's weirdest outfit yet
Close to the Edit: Palin's Red-Penciled Speech
The Guncle Ceremony on Tori & Dean
Shut the hell up, Larry, and let the man speak
The Blog Days of Michael K
Allison is Walking on Sunshine
So I'm rethinking this whole sports thing
Snap!
of interest
So 'Heil Hitler' and 'I'm going to pound the farts out of you' are a no go
Pop Music, Literally
Kitty Car Wash
Sondheim it ain't
Mississippi river Lily pads
The Celebrity Interview That Moved the President
Snap! Cap
Wednesday, July 22nd 2009
It's Birthday, BitchNo such thing as bad publicity
Omergod! michael had a secret love child!
Itemizing
Naked Cowboy runs for mayor
Say What?
here piggy, piggy, piggy
Clips of the Eclipse
He's our intern! He's our intern!
Lookin' good, Jess!
Recently Dead
Who Am I?
crimson tide
Tune for Today
of interest
And a perky hello to you, too, Lisa Rinna!
Snap!
Freak-Out Boy Returns
Bush Eyed Peas
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Thursday, July 23rd 2009
childishSleeping Dog Guy
Wedded R&Bliss
It's Birthday, Bitch
God Don't Like Ugly
The Jonas Bros are Furries
Jon Stewart absolutely destroys 'birthers' and Lou Dobbs
Jude Lays Down the Law
LOVEIT! LOVEIT! LOVEIT!
Breeder Bigotry
Whose daughter am I?
hitting croc bottom
Snap!
and now for something a little different on the Wow report
Owen's got a woody
TR Knight's secret clubkid past
Cooking With Gwyneth
monsters ranked by size
DAILY FREAK SHOW: JAMES GOES TO TRANNYSHACK
Just watch
Catcerto
Whose Crotch Am I?
Brown Chicken & Brown Cow Go Green!
The definition of irony?
Itemizing
Shell Shock
Snap! Cap
Panties Are In This Year
Friday, July 24th 2009
Tune for TodayIt's Birthday, Bitch
PODCAST 7-23-09
So You Think You Saw Dance
Snap!
Itemizing
Whitney Houston Listening Party: Los Angeles
Duaveed & the real girl
Lohan Lower
It's Kristin Chenoweth's Birthday!
Hello from Iowa
F U Smell Amy
Snap!
Quote Unquote
Hey! That bottle kinda looks like a...
Two Things
Viral Video for the Weekend
Yo, Adrian
Shades of Gaga
Just the thing (part deux)
Sunday, July 26th 2009
FauxvismKermit Sex Tape
Monday, July 27th 2009
Pussy Phallatic ShockIt's Birthday, Bitch
Recently Dead
Snap!
Rub a Dub Dub
Quote Unquote
In Tent to Kill
There's Something Wrong With Esther
Smooth Criminals
High School Hottie
John Travolta: From Grease to Grief
pup culture
camel culture
Sex in 69
America's Next Top Toddler
Split End
In Other Bear News
No Taxation Without Representation!
Big Pussies
Itemizing
Birdemic Teaser
making faces
Los Simpsons
Los Simpsons
St. Trinian's trailer
Two Things
The Lock Mess Monster
noble singer for Nobel Peace Prize
stinky cheese
Snap! Cap
Better Stuff is Amazeballs
Tuesday, July 28th 2009
Men’s spanksIt's Birthday, Bitch
Tell Me..Should Pride Be A Family Event?
My Gay Go
Snap!
Quote unquote
Of Interest
It's a rip-off!
So You Think You'll Depants
The Shake Weight
She didn't drink the water
Timeless advice
Chrome Away from Crone
They Shot a Boy in Seattle Just to Watch Him Try
Quote Unquote
Golf or Pool?
Shaun Cassidy: then & now
Gay teens: 'you don't need to be so tough'
Sarah Palin Made Cool
OMG! Ashley Tisdale really is a grating, cheesy tween star!
Tori & Dean Finale: part one
U R the MAN, Uri Man!
Love Letter in the Sand
Gaga's ta-tas
Glee's new musical number
massage in a bottle
Artist's Work Is on the Ball
Lou Dobbs clearly does not understand the mechanics of 'tea-bagging'
Another Shot of Shatner
Poor Tara Reid
BACONE
Snap! Cap
Wednesday, July 29th 2009
Rock Around With Cock TonightWHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT?
It's Birthday, Bitch
SPOT THE DIFFERENCE
Tune for Today
Rachel Responds
40 years ago this morning
Back to the Beach
L'oreal LOL
She's Buying Her House for a Song
KISH me, you fool!
Grease Is the Word
Who Am I?
Another Photoshop FAIL
Mika's Official We Are Golden Video
Eating Out's Third Course: An Appetizer
It's not easy being Green
I wanna be a housewife
Can I be the next ex-Mrs Knoxville, please?
Itemizing
I can dream, can't I?
Veiny arms are now all the rage
Bacon boobs VS pancake boobs: who ya got?
A Positive Soda
It's No Wonder Esther Was Aggressive
Snap! Cap
Thursday, July 30th 2009
Live Radio + Child + Lie Dectector = Bad KarmaIt's Birthday, Bitch
V-Sign In Y-Fronts
Best Explanation Ever...
The Shifting Sands of Politics
Don't Ask, Don't Tell - Don't Try
it's not Friday yet?
(Finger) Snap!
Of Interest
Madonna Recovers
Pitt Stop in Berlin
Coney Guy-land, 1945
Milk and Medals
More stoned faces
Lady GaGa's Disco Stick
You think it's lube, but it's snot
Meet Miley's Stalker
3D Comes to YouTube
Listen to This
Shia loves you, this I know
In the flesh
Of Interest
Just because: underwear models eating McDonalds
THE DAILY FREAK SHOW: JAMES GOES TO THE 'CRUSADERS & HATERS' ART OPENING
hot guy in my front yard working on my plumbing
Newsweek shocker: old people were once cute kids!
I spot another trend!
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Front Row Jared Gold Fashion Show L.A.
Front Row Jared Gold Fashion Show other side!
Kat, James St James, and Billy Corgan after Jared Gold Fashion Show L.A.
Friday, July 31st 2009
It's Birthday, BitchThe First Kiss
Two-Headed Baby
Handjobs of the Rich and Famous #9
Hailey Glassman Match.com Profile
Is That Rain?
Leonardo as Aquaman? SQUEEEEEAL!
Sienna Miller Is Not Charmed with Her Cobra Doll
Diesel & I want you to know: sex with bears is OK
Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny It'll Disappear Bikini
hello, hello
Hipster graffiti
Ryan Gosling: Fan Fan
Twitter Twat
Hot look of the day
Nude Moon
AnnaLynne McCord four hours before our picture
'She's a good girl, loves her mama...'
The Left 4 Dead Beatles
Snappy
Old Nudes is better than no nudes
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When hipster graffiti attacks
Who am I?
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