My partner is on a fast. I’m a very forward woman as you might imagine, so I IMed her, “Eat my ***.” She said, “I can’t because I’m fasting.” I said, “Pussy juice has no calories! My pussy juice is life-afirming and fat free.” But for any dieting lesbians/men wondering about licking from the sacred cup here are the facts: Lads and ladies, if you fancy another flavour, according to Don’t Spit Swallow, cum will set you back 15 calories per load shot, like a Wrigley’s gum stick and probably only two if you get plastered in the face! Which was probably burned off from sucking! No excuse! ;)
Hello! P**** Juice IS Diet Friendly!
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