My partner is on a fast. I’m a very forward woman as you might imagine, so I IMed her, “Eat my ***.” She said, “I can’t because I’m fasting.” I said, “Pussy juice has no calories! My pussy juice is life-afirming and fat free.” But for any dieting lesbians/men wondering about licking from the sacred cup here are the facts: Lads and ladies, if you fancy another flavour, according to Don’t Spit Swallow, cum will set you back 15 calories per load shot, like a Wrigley’s gum stick and probably only two if you get plastered in the face! Which was probably burned off from sucking! No excuse! ;)
Hello! P**** Juice IS Diet Friendly!
Carlyne Cerf de Dudzeele talks about her love for her dear friend Azzedine Alaïa on this episode of J'Adore! Watch it after the jump! Guess what ... Watch Now