Harry Potter and the Soiled Chair

This young Japanese girl named Kana won a competition to find Japan’s biggest Harry Potter fan, the prize was to go and interview the stars of the film in England.

Apparently it’s a comedy show, so they intentionally picked this kid who’s only slightly in touch with reality (a total nutjob).

She’s very sweet, if also a little retarded, and her reactions when Potter sneaks up behind her are just stunning. If you close your eyes it sounds like proper rough porn. Dude took this kid’s virginity without even touching her. Pimp.

Stay with it, she gets very odd when she asks to touch his face, and she almost loses her shit when he goes to leave.

Follow the link to see additional footage of her stroking Rupert Grint’s eyelashes and almost collapsing. Freak… though I suppose I’d be exactly the same with Burt Reynolds.

Reynolds is the shit y’all.

(via Japanprobe)




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