Holiday Gift Idea 3: Don’t Send Pears To John Waters…

John Waters Harry & David gift ideas Christmas show Christmas gifts “The rudest thing you can ever give anybody [is] a fruit basket. I can buy a goddamn pear. I’m always shocked when I open one of these. Who would dare send me ten pears? I can buy a pear, you know? It’s not so hard to find a pear. I think gift baskets should be drugs or cigarettes, things you’d never buy for yourself. I don’t take drugs or smoke cigarettes anymore, but I think a gift basket filled with them would terrific. A pear. How dare you think I’d—you know, I’m always shocked when I get them. I said it at my Christmas show last year and Marianne Boesky did send me ten pears, which I thought was really funny.” -artist, director, author, John Waters will do his annual Christmas Show December 13 and 14 in NYC. Get tickets here. You can buy pears here. (Photo: Harry & David, via Gothamist)

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