I am so glad to discover that I’m not the only one who wants EJ to throw Will on the ground, mount him like a stag, and make the little bitch squeal. It seems their wildly inappropriate chemistry has not gone unnoticed in the gay soap fan community, with “Wilvis” and “WeJ” forums popping up everywhere. It certainly puts a whole new spin on why Will was so upset when he walked in on his mother having sex with EJ. I know it’s a stretch to think the Powers That Be would actually act on the homoerotic tension between the two, but MY GOD can you IMAGINE? Will needs a firm Daddy to instruct him in the ways of the gays, and that milksop Freddie doesn’t seem to be up to the task. Enjoy these three mashups of the lonely gay boy and his manipulative blackmailer, and YOU tell ME there’s not something between them.