*Fingers crossed, omg!*
It’s award season, as you well know, and this year there’s no award more coveted than the super-prestigious, super-competitive, first-annual Donald Trump Fake News Award. The whole town has been buzzing about it since Tuesday night when he promised on Twitter to host “the most dishonest & corrupt media awards of the year.”
I will be announcing THE MOST DISHONEST & CORRUPT MEDIA AWARDS OF THE YEAR on Monday at 5:00 o’clock. Subjects will cover Dishonesty & Bad Reporting in various categories from the Fake News Media. Stay tuned!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 3, 2018
Obviously, we love getting awards here at World of Wonder, so we’d would like to throw our hat into the ring and announce a few categories we might be eligible for.
So, without further adieu, ladies and gentlemen, FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION: