First Look: The Paperboy

Lionsgate released this photo of Zac Efron, Matthew McConaughey, and Nicole Kidman, three actors DESPERATELY in search of a hit, and DESPERATE to regain their acting cred. And if spreading your legs à la Basic Instinct and looking like Courtney Stodden is the means to that end, then Nicole is certainly game. Good for her. Poor dear hasn’t had a hit in over a decade. And Zac wants to show everybody he CAN be sexy, The Lucky One notwithstanding. He recently told a reporter “Nicole is so gorgeous. [This role] was everything you dreamed of. She was such a lovely person. I pinched myself everyday, especially after doing love scenes with Nicole Kidman. It was the highlight of my life.” I’m sure it was, dear, I’m sure it was. *Rolls eyes*. But this picture is promising, I’ll say that. Lionsgate describes The Paperboy as “an explosive sexual thriller,” which could mean The Postman Always Rings Twice or it could mean Jennifer’s Body. Either way, I’m there.

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