You thought Trump tweeting was useless and a waste of time. Now you can get toilet paper with his tweets printed on it. At $11.99 on Amazon, a single roll of the two-ply paper is EXPENSIVE, if you can get it. Right now, it’s sold out. It’s slightly less than the $12.95 for a roll with pictures of Trump’s face…
Irony is not lost on your bum. Some actual tweets read
“Do you think Putin will be going to The Miss Universe Pageant in November in Moscow — if so, will he become my new best friend?”
“The electoral college is a disaster for democracy”
“Are you allowed to impeach a president for gross incompetence?”
Trump is hitting back at Amazon, whether he’s aware that he’s the butt of their jokes or not. He slammed Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos (who was briefly the richest man in the world last week, which must have really pissed off BLOTUS) over his ownership of The Washington Post, and accused Amazon of having a “no-tax monopoly” on internet sales.
Aw, go tweet about it… he did. See this morning’s tweet storm and future bum paper…
(via The Hill)