Eddie Cibrian for Charisma: “Luxury Bedding to Break Your Marriage Vows On”

I’m not going to watch The Playboy Club because I despise Eddie Cibrian for cheating on his wife with Leann Rimes, but I may just buy his line of luxury bath and bedding available exclusively at Bloomingdales, if only for the weird whatthefuckery of it all. What’s next Bloomingdales? Chris Brown boxing gloves? Mel Gibson jacuzzis?