Dylan McDermott Naked in American Horror Story

I was too scared to watch the whole thing. Seriously, when the ghost in the black rubber bondage suit stood in the doorway, I about lost my shit. I had to change the channel to American Dad, then sleep with the nightlight on, SWEAR TO GOD. I did manage to catch Dylan’s big fap-and-cry onto the desk (BEEN THERE, WHOOO), and was pleasantly surprised at what a plump little rump he has. I don’t know if I can keep watching the show, but if every episode contains at least one Dylan McDermott shirtless scene, I’ll be here posting them the next day. What did YOU think? (via SuperheroFan)