Don’t Touch the Balls, Please

Meet Wesley Warren Jr. and his pair of 100 pound balls. Yup, the monster in the middle is his scrotum. Wesley clearly has a disorder, but the real disorder here is this: He’s refused two separate offers to perform the alleged million-dollar surgery for free because it would mean he wouldn’t be “famous” anymore. And by famous I mean people stopping, staring, pointing, and laughing, with the occasional appearance on a cable medical oddities show. I first heard Wesley on Howard Stern’s radio show last year and he is on very hard times, I am shocked that he isn’t doing this surgery. Dude has balls.