D’OH!

the Grove Phoebe Price. absolutely fabulous missed opportunities missed connections gay icons Courtney Stodden UNBELIEVABLE! So Thairin and I were at the Grove Saturday and we ran into the always delightful Phoebe Price, and while I was gushing over how BEAUTIFUL she was and HOW FABULOUS her outfit was and OMG I LOVE YOU, she kept trying to introduce us to her friends. “Yeah yeah yeah, pleasedtomeetyou,” I murmured dismissively, and went back to squealing over Phoebe’s earrings or hair extensions or whatever bit of nonsense I was fixated on. Well, cut to this morning when I see in ALL tabloids and on ALL the blogs THAT SHE WAS STANDING THERE WITH COURTNEY FREAKIN’ STODDEN! And I never even bothered to look in her direction! HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN? HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THE CHICK IN THE LACE BRA AND WHITE LEATHER MINISKIRT GIVING DUCKFACE? The picture on the left is of me and Phoebe (don’t even look at me, I’m a mess, I only include it as photographic proof I was there). On the right, is the pic the paps were snapping as we left.

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