Dial N for Tantrum

Naomilo

“Even if you manage to avoid developing brain cancer from using your mobile phone,” says artist 14 at Gallery of the Absurd, “you still have to worry about the possibility of an angry Naomi Campbell hurling one at your head.” Very true. 14’s come up with this fabulous crystal-encrusted, diamond-studded lethal number for Naomi’s next seizure. Yes, it includes lipstick and nail file.