Detailed Video Breakdown of Zac Efron Dropping a Condom on the Red Carpet

At the Lorax premiere (of all places) the squeaky-clean prettyboy dropped a glimmering square-shaped something-or-other as he reached in his pocket to hand his publicist his phone and key. From the YouTube description: “He picks it up and looks so embarrassed, then mouths ‘Oh my GOD!’ to his publicist. Not before the paps notice and start laughing their heads off!” Now, of course YOU KNOW what kind of condom is shiny, don’t you? MAGNUM. Yep. So, by the transitive property, if Zac dropped a shiny gold condom, and Magnum condoms are shiny and gold, and Magnum condoms are for enormous dongs, then Zac Efron has an enormous dong. And you’ll never look at him the same way EVER AGAIN. (via BuzzFeed)

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