Declaration of Independence of New America

As you may already know, there are these petitions online being signed by thousands of people, across several states, to secede from the union, and 25,000 signatures within 30 days on a petition are enough to get an official response from the White House. In the fight for this New America, little else seems to be getting done aside from complaining and taking up arms by photoshopping images with text on them to pass around Facebook, until this draft of the Declaration of Independence surfaced on the internets.

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