David Archuleta Puts His Music Career on Hold to Serve God

What career, you ask? Don’t be a bitch. The little cutie tearfully told an audience last night that he’s putting his music career on hold to  devote his life to a full time mission to the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints. His sad little breakdown is a must-see, but it’s the audience’s prolonged and rapturous response that must be heard to be believed. Also, just putting it out there: Methinks his control-freak father has finally found a way to pray the gay out of his son.