Daily Male

Over the holiday weekend, the 25-year-old shapeless actress and socialite Olivia Palermo (she of The Hills spinoff The City) and her boyfriend of three years, model Johannes Huebl, engaged in a bit of public necking on the beach at St Barts. In typical hetero-heavy British tab talk, the folks at the Daily Mail rhapsodize about the “red hot” Palermo’s “fine form,” referring to her “slim figure in a colourful bandeau bikini” and “endless legs and toned stomach,” while completely ignoring her flat chest and, more importantly, the beauteous assets of the boyfriend.