Have you recently experienced – or suspect there has been – a “bloodletting event” in your home? Lucky for you, Pioneer Forensics is now selling a 2 oz. bottle of Luminol, which contains the exact formula used worldwide by Crime Scene Investigators, to help you get to the bottom of whatever is going on in your home.
From Dude I Want That:
The way you get its blue chemiluminescence to show is simple. 1) Bleed all over something. 2) Clean it up. 3) Spray Luminol on the “cleaned” bloodied areas, and watch its latent evidence appear.
For best results, Luminol should be mixed and sprayed to suspected surfaces immediately prior to use, and applied in complete darkness. It has been proven to detect evidence of blood presence over 36 months old.
Some reasons the average non-aspiring forensic investigator might want a bottle of Luminol include…um…it’s for sale on Amazon. I would also get some to spray all over any used car or item of clothing I was ever considering purchasing.
Get your bottle here. Just $12!
Loved the Amazon comments, which include a lengthy story about a man who kept spitting up blood, but no one would believe him… and the man who commented “I’ve used it. it works and I found out who was doing stuff in my tool shed.” Um, wtf, dude?