Creepy Reporter Asks the One Direction Boys if They Are Circumcised or Not

What NERVE! What a PERV! If this is the level of journalistic discourse in Australia, the boys would do well to just STAY AWAY in the future! I mean, they’re just BARELY adults, for crying out loud! There is a LINE, you know, and these reporters HAVE CROSSED IT! It’s disgusting! Shameless! Brazen! And now that I’ve stated my UTTER INDIGNATION for the record: The answer is they are NOT circumcised, no. Their penises have floppy foreskins. But then you suspected as much, didn’t you? Also: Louis is very vocal about his heterosexual girlfriend who is a female, and wants the reporters to know that he “must be doing something right” in lovemaking department, as she, his girlfriend, who is absolutely a girl, is very happy.

Also, in related One Direction news: Five gay porn actors who look like One Direction, for all your One Erection fantasy porn scenarios.

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