Dude Wipes: Because manly men need special butt wipes – stronger, more absorbent, and MANLY smelling, not perfume-y. I think? Maybe? I never knew the niche market for needlessly gendered flushable wipes for dudes by dudes existed, but there you are.
And who better to sell you these wipes than adorable Teen Wolf star Tyler Posey? He recently posted a pic of himself near a a mountain of wipes, writing:
It’s a dude wipes Christmas miracle! Every DUDE should have this product in their home. I fully believe in DUDE wipes.
Awww. Bless his little dude heart.
Aaaaaand now I’m thinking about his stinky little butt…
Dude Wipes, though. Still wrapping my head around it.
According to the products founders:
Whether it was some unexpected physical activity or the aftermath of the lunchtime burrito, we realized, as guys, we are destined to smell. Something needed to be done. So on behalf of Dudekind we created The Award Winning Dude Wipes™ to combat stank and put you back on your game wherever or whenever nature calls.
If you’re still wiping with just toilet paper, you’re a chump and your ass hates you for it. Any red-blooded American knows Dude Wipes™ are something you never leave the crib without.