The First Cut Is the Deepest

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If you’re considering circumcising your newborn at home, don’t. Not at home, not anywhere; let little Tyler decide for himself when he’s older. But if you insist, and it’s your first time with the scissors, perhaps a little practice beforehand is in order. But on whom? Don’t look at us, no way. The people at Life/Form, makers of the  $152.95 Suture Kit and the $29.95 Lifeform 1-Lb Fat Replica in 3D, have provided a solution: the $185.95 Infant Circumcision Trainer. With its chunky anatomically correct infant midcenter and multiple teeny foreskinned snap-on phalli, it allows for numerous trial runs. Available on Amazon. Free shipping.

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