I’ve written about author Chuck Tingle before and his books like Pounded By President Bigfoot. His brand of erotic fiction is odd, to say the least. Hugo nominated author, Dr. Chuck Tingle is a prolific author that has multiple short stories (not really books) listed on Amazon, including Domald Tromp Pounded In The Butt By His Fabricated Wiretapping Scandal Made Up To Redirect Focus Away From His Seemingly Endless Unethical Connections To Russia, Pounded By Politics: Nine Tales Of Civic Butthole Diplomacy and Domald Tromp Pounded In The Butt By The Handsome Russian T-Rex Who Also Peed On His Butt And Then Blackmailed Him With The Videos Of His Butt Getting Peed On.
Besides having the world’s longest book titles, yes, he seems to be one ASS obsessed guy. Is he a great writer? No. Is he possibly tapping into internalized homophobia to sell books? It sure seems like it. Is he funny? Kind of, but the titles of his downloadable books seem funnier than the writing. Although I confess I’ve never read an entire book just teasers and excerpts like this from Pounded In The Butt By The Sentient Manifestation Of My Own Ignorant Climate Change Denial
Or this from Helicopter Man Pounds Dinosaur Billionaire Ass;
“’My name is John Hams and I’m a sex addict.’
And so begins Dr. Chuck Tingle’s first full length novel, Helicopter Man Pounds Dinosaur Billionaire Ass, a thrilling superhero origin story that will take you to the edge of gay erotic romance and stare bravely into the abyss. It is a story so powerful, so sensual, that it could change the very face of erotic literature forever. John Hams is a man who has lost it all, a nine-to-five nobody with an addiction to billionaire dinosaur bad boys. That is, until a freak accident at work imbues John with the ability to transform into an achingly handsome helicopter at will. Suddenly, things are looking up, as John uses his ability to woo the dashing stegosaurus from his addicts group who just happens to have a thing for rugged aircrafts. But it’s not long before John’s new helicopter identity starts to spin out of control, taking on a personality of its own as the wild and horny Chibs Pratt, chopper with abs.
Can John Hams become the hardcore gay hero that he is destined to be, or is this shifter bound to be nothing more than his own worst enemy?
‘The room itself is massive, as well, with another set of windows that fill the far wall from floor to ceiling and look out towards the distant Hollywood Hills. It’s a corner unit, providing two completely unique, but equally breathtaking, views. I slowly strut across the hardwood floors on my landing skids towards Yorb, enjoying the way that his yellow dinosaur eyes flicker and dance across my metallic body. At this point, he can’t help but stare. Seductively, I give my blades a quick flash of speed and hover up onto the bed, then crawl towards him, eventually positioning myself directly over his body. I take Yorb’s hands carefully with two blades and pull them above his head, controlling him completely as I make my way down his ripped chest and scaly abs with a series of sensual helicopter kisses.‘”
He uses these books to titilate as well as trash and promote liberal causes, Trump, politics, climate-change deniers as well as gays, offending everyone and no one, simultaneously. Nothing seems to be able to stop chuck Tingle from writing stories like these.
And why would we want to..?
For $2.99 you can get your own download of one of Tingle’s books like Domald Tromp Pounded In The Butt By The Handsome Russian T-Rex Who Also Peed On His Butt And Then Blackmailed Him With The Videos Of His Butt Getting Peed On on Amazon here.