Christmas Wish List: The Human Dolphinmobile

Omgomgomg.You’re going to FREAKING LOSE YOUR MIND when you watch this. You aren’t going to believe what you’re seeing. But it’s happening. The future is now, my friends. We have just entered into a WHOLE NEW PHASE OF EXISTENCE. Forget the hoverboard and jet-packs and the self-tying shoelaces – it’s all about the dolphin flyboard in 2012. The WHAT? The Flyboard Zapata aka the Human Dolphin Machine. Now, I KNOW YOU, and you’re looking at this post and thinking to yourself, “eh, I’ll watch it later.” NO! NO! NO! WATCH IT NOW! And watch it ALL. Even the part where the girl talks in French for about four minutes. You can use that time to catch your breath and prepare for the next bit of aquatic adventure. It’s CRAZY. The levitating, the spinning, the in and out of the water. Welcome to 2012.

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