The message boards over at Dancing With the Stars have been flooded with conservative fans who are outraged – OUTRAGED! – that DWTS would allow “the perversion of human nature” known as wowlebrity Chaz Bono to be a contestant. “Having bono on the show shows how far americas morals have dropped,” says one commenter. “Gay is in and now transgendering. whats next? people who have married their animals? or how about dancing with hookers, that would really be popular.” Says another: “No way. We have always looked forward to DWTS but this year it will be banned from all televisions in the house. How do I explain Chaz Bono to my 7 year old daughter? Um well she says she’s a he but he looks like a he only he has she parts. Ridiculous. Way to ruin a good family show.” Of course, as Jezebel points out, these good Christian folk didn’t seem to have a problem when women with sex tapes like Kim Kardashian and Kendra Wilkinson were on the show, right? WHERE WERE THEIR “FAMILY VALUES” THEN, HUH? Oh the hypocrisy. Thank God for Mama Grizzly Cher, who jumped into the fray this morning on Twitter. And while it warms our heart to see Cher defending Chaz, something tells me Chaz is going to be just fine. In fact, he’s going to blow America away and change millions of hearts and minds just by being his wonderful self. I can’t wait.