Chandler Massey Is Nominated for Daytime Emmy!

The Days of Our Lives cutie was nominated yesterday morning in the Outstanding Younger Actor category for his portrayal of tortured young homo Will Horton, and I can’t say I’m surprised. He’s been on fire all year long. A little James Dean, he is, snuffling and sobbing and crying out to his Grammy like a wounded animal. LOVE HIM! Word has it that he FINALLY tells the ‘rents next week about his torrid MAN-LOVE and THINGS DO NOT GO WELL, dun dun DUN. At any rate, read all the nominees here, or I can save you the time: Susan Lucci did NOT get nominated for her final year as Erica Kane, while sputtering hambone Maurice Bernard did. Where’s the justice? General Hospital got the most noms with 23, despite the fact that it was TERRIBLE this year with that endless WOMAN IN WHITE bumping around behind the walls and Anthony Zacchara chewing every piece of scenery that wasn’t nailed down and don’t get me started on that Brenda… But I digress. Congratulations to Chandler Massey. He really deserves it. Especially for the self-loathing SPITTING ON HIMSELF IN THE MIRROR scene (second row, second GIF). Fantastic stuff. I just wanted to hug and pet him and tell him IT GETS BETTER, baby. Shhhhh. IT GETS BETTER. Let me help…

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