FIRST UP: Still-gorgeous 45-year-old Ricky Martin takes the stage on tomorrow’s episode of Lip Sync Battle, recreating Tom Cruise‘s legendary Risky Business underwear scene. This might be even BETTER than the original, though, because if you’ll recall, Cruise never fully committed to the bulge. He timidly covered his tight whites with his shirt. LIKE A WUSSY. But Ricky really goes there. Gets all up in your FACE with that magnificent mound.
NEXT UP: It’s the third and final season of Kingdom, and a new promo picture of star Nick Jonas features a bulge the size of a bowling ball. Holy moly.
Check it out below.
Now, the rules of the game are simple. Choose one. You can’t be greedy. Either take Ricky Martin or Nick Jonas’s bulge home with you to love and cuddle and pet and do whatever with…. Who’s it going to be? Leave your answers in the Facebook comment section.