Oh, Lord. I can hear the freakout at FOX News as we speak: Liberal Hollywood’s WAR ON CHRISTMAS continues. As if the BLACK Santa the Mall of America wasn’t bad enough, now they’ve got a LADY playing Jolly Old St Nick! What the WHAT? Maybe President Trump needs to take care of this. Maybe he needs to nuke Disney. MAKE ‘MURICA GREAT AGAIN! GRAB ‘EM BY THE PUSSY! RAR!
It was reported today that Anna Kendrick is in talks to star in Nicole, the coming-of-age tale of a female Santa. Marc Lawrence wrote the script and Suzanne Todd is producing the movie.
Reaction to the news is decidedly mixed, with many online commenters lamenting the fact that Anna is too tiny or brittle or I don’t know what to play Santa, and that it sounds like a role tailor-made for Rebel Wilson. Not to be sizeist…
What do YOU think? Intriguing or a plot by liberals to undermine the very fabric of democracy?
(Photo: Pacific Coast News)