Can you list all the reasons to hate Miley Cyrus in this video?

The premise of the video is simple: Miley and her friend go through her closet and decide what to keep and what to throw out. We’ve all done that. Celebrities: they’re just like us, right? Not even close. I realize that ALL teenage girls are annoying, but OMG y’all, there is a special place in Hell reserved for these two. Is it the size of the closet that irks me most of all? Or that a 16-year-old is so undeserving of such a closet? Is it that THIS PARTICULAR 16-year-old is so underserving? Or maybe it’s the sparkling reparté between the two of them that really grinds my gears (“It’s like one of those tank tops,” in particular, ranks up there with the greatest of Algonquin witticisms.) Could it be the ever-growing pile of cast-offs that would clothe a nation of drag queens for a year? Whatever the reason, it’s impossible to turn away from the horror and the spectacle of this innocent girl’s night in. It’s like a documentary about how not to raise a teenage girl. (via Hollywood Rag)


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