Can I Get a Microscope?

small rock ruby ring Mark Zuckerberg OK, I know y’all are thinking it, so I am just gonna put it out there. What we have here is gazillionaire Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg’s new bride, Priscilla Chan. She is wearing her engagement ring. What the?! Look, I know love isn’t about money (trust me, kids, I know this first hand) but really, Mark? I think my mom and dad gave me this ring for my bat mitzvah. The ruby is lovely, maybe she wanted it, but hell, wouldn’t ya love to see a big ol’ rock on Priscilla’s hand? I know I would. She has been with with him for nine years, she earned that rock. Thanks for letting me vent.

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