Bring in da (nolan) funk!

Twin(k) teen heartthrob Nolan Funk hunk

A star is born on Broadway (and in my heart) today, when Bye Bye Birdie opens on the Great White Way after an absence of 48 years. 48 years? How is that possible? It seems like just yesterday. Anway, it stars John Stamos (and?), Gina Gershon (AND?), and NOLAN FUNK! OMG! I LOOOOOOVE HIM!!! NOLAN! NOLAN! OVER HERE! NOLAN! I’M YOUR BIGGEST FAN! I loved him as the snotty prep school murderer on that episode of Castle two months ago! SQUUEEEEEAL! And when he played, um, somebody named “Zack Greenfield” on Smallville, which I totally don’t remember, but Smallville IS MY FAVORITE TV SHOW EVER, so I must have liked his performance! OMG! YAY! NolanFunkNolanFunkNolanFunk – say it three times fast and it’s like a prayer! This kid is going to be HUGE! HUGE! You heard it here first! (image via Getty via Gawker)


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