Blend It Like Beckham

A couple of New York City billboard painters had a most enviable job today – brushing up thisclose to David “Golden Balls” Beckham’s package as they lovingly, tenderly put the finishing touches on the full-length shirtless, pantsless portrait towering over Madison Square garden, the soccer god wearing only a pair of his signature H&M briefs. Reports the Daily Mail: “It’s hard to tell from this distance, but colouring in Beckham’s bulge brick by brick could make anyone a bit hot under the collar.” Even a blue collar.