First of all, I would just like to say I am never one to wear flowers, and especially not in my hair, but this week I gave into party orders and went all out for my friends Hawaiian-themed party. Check out the outfit! Ha ha.

The blow-up palm trees and constant flow of 'pineapple juice' quickly took the attention off my unlikely attire - you will usually find me in 'far too tight' jeans and too many coloured tops. And if anyone hides my leather jacket again, I will not be best pleased.

Oh, almost forgot... Hello there - LAURA MARKS here. How are you? I'm guessing you're gonna find out a lot more about me and my pretty crazy life, so I thought I would give you a wee head start...

In short - I'm an acting, singing, writing, music loving, ice cream eating, cocktail drinking, second hand shop going, shoe buying, gangster film watching, fake people hating, bright clothing wearing wee Glasgow lassie! I am 5 ft 2 inches, honest.
I like to do impressions, although terrible, so have a wee look at my MySpace if you wanna see me being oh so 'posh'.

As you will learn, I don't take myself too seriously. I think that wee 'ooh' noise people make when they go over on their ankle is hilarious and I enjoy chasing skinny boys with long hair and tattoos... I also love the sound of a big air kiss - it's so utterly ridiculous, yet brilliant.

Wasn't it a sad day when they stopped making Creamola Foam?!

One more thing - I enjoy the company of eccentric people and learning useless but interesting information. I'll leave you with the fact that your office desk has 400 times more bacteria than your toilet seat! So, eh, get cleaning...

Things are about to get CRAZY! WOO HOO!

LM x

(PS - try toast and jam with slices of apple on top - trust me... you'll be surprised!)