Wow. Just… wow.
Boxer David Allen, nicknamed The White Rhino (and now we know WHY), recently shocked the audience at the weigh-in for his bout with rival David Howe.
He seemed to be having a difficult time controlling his, um, package.
Via Cocktails & CockTalk:
Usually, when boxers go for a weigh-in, they strip down to their pants and square up to intimidate one another. Sounds homoerotic enough already, if you ask us. But the only thing intimidating was what David Allen has in his undies. Couldn’t he find a babysitter? Looks like he’s smuggling a toddler down there. Fellow fighter, David Howe (and the audience) saw the funny side, and mock-groped his opponent
I mean… you WANT it to be real. You HOPE it’s real. But… it can’t be real.