Have you been watching The Returned? Oh, man, you GOTTA watch The Returned. Spookiest show EVER MADE! There’s this little girl, see, and she dies in a horrific bus accident. Then five years later, she walks in the door of her house as if nothing happened, and proceeds to make herself a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, brightly telling her mother she’s sorry she’s late, she lost track of the time. WHAT? Omg, that’s just the first five minutes. There are others who find themselves back, too, without ever knowing they were dead, including a GORGEOUS Pierre Perrier (middle pic) as a terribly confused groom who died on his wedding day and is now searching for his bride ten years later, and a creepy little boy who doesn’t speak but will HAUNT YOUR DREAMS FOREVER. It’s French (with subtitles), and just now playing on the Sundance channel, but you can Netflix it, and you seriously ought to. You won’t regret it. Unbelievably good TV. If any Hollywood bigwigs are reading this, OMG MAKE AN ENGLISH VERSION ASAP (but keep Piere Perrier, what a find! And what a perfect name for a Frenchman!).