Bernie Behind Bars

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Bernie Madoff, the most hated man in America, is now included on the website Hot Prison Pals, which allows lonely, Oz-quality inmates the opportunity to write Craigslisty stuff about themselves and ask you to please correspond with them. The Ponzi King’s inclusion is an exception to the Oz-quality deal. Though Madoff’s letter is obviously an amusing work of fiction, it does contain his real prison ID# and mailing address at the FCI Butner Medium Federal Correctional Institute in North Carolina. He probably wouldn’t like to hear from you.


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