Probably the worst craze Britain has ever experienced is currently at its peak – literally just a computer animated frog wearing goggles making the sound of a motorbike. Unbelievably, after starting as just a ringtone TV advert campaign, the Crazy Frog managed to stay at number 1 in the singles charts for three weeks (after they had to spend thousands putting a black censoring bar over his tiny penis on the video).

And now, as the hot weather continues to keep our tastes aligned with Southern Europeans, another track is beginning to seep into the mainstream. It is a sheep bleating the national song, Jerusalem. It is tipped for the top of the charts.

They will try this in America. Resist.

– Tim Hancock