Gee, GE!: Jeff Goldblum In An Exceptionally Weird Ad – For Lightbulbs?

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What the wha? Famous person, Jeff Goldblum sells the new GE Link LED light bulbs (they last 22 years?) in a strangely funny new ad. Directed by Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim who are known for their Adult Swim show, Tim and Eric Awesome Show. It's worth a watch. ... See the Rest

Parenthood: It Looks Like Fun, Huh?


I hadn't meant to combine this post with the one about overpopulation, but hey, they ended up together on a Wednesday. But, Lord help poor parents... were we ALL this awful? They call them the "terrible twos" for a reason... looks like most of these little $%#@! are about that age. It's funny because it's ... See the Rest

No Joke: Click To See What’s In Store For This Kid…


I found this funny photo hanging around on imgur and saved it. And then I came across a statistic that summed up why this pic was not so cute. This is the a headline story on The Guardian: "Earth has lost half of its wildlife in the past 40 years, says WWF – Species across land, rivers and seas decimated as humans kill for food in unsustainable ... See the Rest

Big Fat Box: How About Kripsy Kreme’s Double Hundred Dozen

What's a "double hundred dozen"? Do the math; it's 2,400 glazed Krispy Kreme doughnuts! The gigantic box measures 11 feet by 3 feet. It took 8 Krispy workers to deliver it (No one bothered to weigh the box, I guess.) They delivered it last week to 360 Resourcing Solutions, a company that won the contest on Twitter. How many calories are 2,400 ... See the Rest

Killer Cartoons: Watch This Bizarre Future Simpsons Opener

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NO SPOILERS: The anticipation was for the big death on Sunday night, which was sort of a nothing thing, really. I'm not going to tell you here, in case you still want to watch it. (It "involves" Krusty.) But that opening couch bit –that was completely insane! The show has been toying with turning the gag writing over to the animators more and more ... See the Rest

Picture This: A Horse & A Squirrel In Love

Horace was all ready for bed when he heard a knock at the door. When he opened it he couldn't believe his eyes. It was Agnes! "I took an early train" she said. Horace didn't even wait for her to put her bag down. "I've missed you so much" he said as he grabbed her for a hug. Agnes was so exhausted that all she wanted to do was go straight to bed. As they snuggled in together, Agnes leaned over to Horace and whispered. "Have you been eating in this bed?" Horace quickly propped himself up on his pillow, "Why would you ask me that?" he replied. Agnes put his face in her hands and grinned, "Because these sheets are clean."

Everyone loves a love story – even between a horse and a squirrel. Photographer Asia Kepka is finding out just how MUCH love people have for Horace (the horse) and Agnes (the squirrel). Kepka and her girlfriend Lynn Dowling put the masks on and gave them names —Agnes is named after Dowling’s late mother; Horace after an unnamed Hollywood actor and ... See the Rest

Awesome Yearbook Photo!: Vivienne & Mr. Bigglesworth Are Internet Stars


As the internet, and The Wow Report, told you earlier this month, Draven Rodriguez lobbied to have his school yearbook senior class photograph be a picture of himself with his cat, Mr. Bigglesworth – plus lasers. Well, Schenectady High School said NO to his personal class picture, but later agreed to a compromise pic. And it's pretty sweet. The ... See the Rest

Quote Unquote: Brad Pitt On Twitter, Shia & Happiness


Our man is on British GQ this month and he sheds some light on being Brad, like you know that no one else can; On not being on Twitter "Listen, I see a benefit in it. You could, you know, combat the misconceptions of the misquotes immediately. And if I'd have had that in my younger days, I'd have used it… because I felt quite used, and ... See the Rest